Some Stuff

First, I am now 35.  I had a birthday party yesterday.  Technically, it was a “Bid Yap” party, as my family and I have anagrammed “Happy Birthday” into “Harp Thy Bid Yap”, and we sing the Harp Thy Bid Yap song.

Second, with the exception of the aforementioned Bid Yap party, I have been on a 1500 calorie per day diet.  Last week I lost 8.5 pounds.  Then I had my party, and ate a whole lot.  Today I’m back to the 1500 calories, although the leftovers for lunch probably put me over, but I did better than I usually would have.

Third, my attempts at gardening are finally bearing going somewhere, as I finally got dirt in about a week ago.  So far, I have only a few cucumber seedlings and some tomato plants that my sister in law gave me for bid yap.

Fourth, I am going to be attending college starting in late July.  I will be pursuing an IT degree.  My job does tuition reimbursement, so it’s like getting a 70% discount on it.  Furthermore, my status as “having once been in the military and having the word ‘honorable’ on a piece of paper” entitles me to a significant discount on the cost per credit. Even better, some of the training I received while in the military should transfer credits to my university.  Even more better, the fact that I wrote four books should make it so that I don’t have to take any composition or technical writing courses.  We’ll see later on how the book writing helps or not.

Fifth, as a ministry opportunity, my wife and I are organizing a yard sale for the purposing of ministering and gospelizing people, by getting folks in my church to donate their stuff to it, and donating both whatever money is made to a charity (because of weird bylaw stuff, not my home church, but an outside organization) and whatever stuff is left.  In this I am going to do my level best to make it obvious enough to a person who would regard what the yard sale is as some sort of “entrapment proselytizing brainwashing indoctrination” that ministry is the whole point of the yardsale, so that the people who come to it will not be completely surprised that they will be told about Jesus, but not so over the top that ordinary people are scared away by the freaky Jesus people.


Wii Fit Arrived

Yesterday, our new Wii Fit arrived.

While I have been losing weight, I am still, as of this moment, 16 pounds more than its weight limit.

So, my wife, who is well under the weight limit, could use it, but I was planning on sitting out.

At least it gave me an intermediate weight loss goal – be “light” enough to get on the Wii Fit.

My wife pointed out to me that the step ladder I use to reach high places only accomodates 250 pounds, which I exceed by a great deal, and maybe the Wii Fit was the same sort of deal.

So, I attempted to step on it.

No, it didn’t break.  It looks like it is a rather sturdy piece of equipent, which is good.

However, if you try to use it to play the game, it will scream and tell you “Ow! Ow! Get Off! Get Off!”

No, not really.  It will tell you that you are over the weight limit.

So, I watched my wife play.  Its a really cool thing, and I’m looking forward to being able to use it.

Unfortunately, this means one of two things, though.

I either have to lose about 20 pounds, as my official weekly weigh-ins are done sans couture.

Or I will have to lose about 16 pounds, and use the Wii Fit sans couture.

I think I’m going to go with the former, because nobody wants to see the latter.